I went shopping Saturday with my friend Helen and all day didn't see anything that particularly interested me... Until, the most magnificent pair of shorts I had ever seen caught my eye!
Now, I didn't have a lot of bob on me and the shorts were £20 but when needs must I found a way.
*FLASHBACK*
I had been in this very shop ('Revolver', in Colchester) with my mum a few months ago and I kid you not tried on about a million pairs of shorts and all I got from my mum was "Oh, they are a bit short" or "Oh they are a bit loose" so we called it a day and gave it up as a bad job.
*CURRENT DAY*
... so obviously when I tried on the shorts and saw they were only an inch or two to big I whipped out my phone and texted the only woman who I knew could help me, mummy. The text consisted of "MUM! I have seen THE shorts and they are an inch or two to big, can you do something about that if i buy them?! PLEEAAASSSEEEE!" five seconds later she replied "Yes" (my mums not a big texter) I was over the moon! I rushed to the till and purchased them immediately.
These are them:
Now, I didn't have a lot of bob on me and the shorts were £20 but when needs must I found a way.
*FLASHBACK*
I had been in this very shop ('Revolver', in Colchester) with my mum a few months ago and I kid you not tried on about a million pairs of shorts and all I got from my mum was "Oh, they are a bit short" or "Oh they are a bit loose" so we called it a day and gave it up as a bad job.
*CURRENT DAY*
... so obviously when I tried on the shorts and saw they were only an inch or two to big I whipped out my phone and texted the only woman who I knew could help me, mummy. The text consisted of "MUM! I have seen THE shorts and they are an inch or two to big, can you do something about that if i buy them?! PLEEAAASSSEEEE!" five seconds later she replied "Yes" (my mums not a big texter) I was over the moon! I rushed to the till and purchased them immediately.
These are them:
| These are pre taking in which is why they look a little baggy around my, erm, genitals. |
| Yeah, i'm in my kitchen, cooking pasta. |
| I also purchased this ring, it was £1 in the sale. BOOM! |
Peaches
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